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The 5 types of donuts I learned about during our morning stand-up 🍩
1. 🍩 The Glazed 🍩
It’s the default. Shiny, predictable, forgotten by 10:02 AM. Just like your “AI-first vision statement.”
2. 🍩 The Sprinkle 🌈
Maximum visual noise, zero substance. Perfect analogy for everyone using generative AI to auto-generate meeting notes that no one reads.
3. 🍩 The Filled (Jelly) 💣
Looks ordinary, then explodes on you. Like your agent co-pilot throwing a LLM hallucination into your weekly pipeline review.
4. 🍩 The Raised 🌀
Artificially puffed up, hollow inside. Corporate jargon at its finest. Apply to your Q3 roadmap as a “machine learning-powered donut.”
5. 🍩 The Cake 🎂
Dense, heavy, and makes you feel productive without actually getting anything done. Spoken like a VP of AI infrastructure.
Every donut is a lesson in how we over-index on packaging and under-invest in autonomous, agentic flour.
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