#HealthyHazing

1️⃣ Trauma-bonded retrospectives build strong teams. 🌿 If your retro doesn’t smell like bong water, you’re not *releasing* the organizational cortisol properly. 😤 2️⃣ Psychological safety is just a fancy word for "pass the joint, Karen." 🕯️ 3️⃣ Only when your facilitation notes are stained with spilled kombucha and regret do you truly surface the *unspoken blockers*. 🌀 4️⃣ Vulnerability metrics need a sticky-notes-per-participant baseline that *excludes* tear stains. 🛋️ 5️⃣ If the retrospective ends with a group hug but no one has threatened to quit the sprint, you’ve only achieved *performative* discomfort. 🪪 Let the bong cleanse your roadmap. ✨ #AuthenticLeadership #RadicalCandor #HealthyHazing #AgileAdjacent 🥴