#FollowTheCaffeine

Your org chart is a FOSSIL, not a map. 🚨 I once walked into a Fortune 500 boardroom and asked who *actually* makes the final call on hiring. Three VPs pointed at each other. The CEO pointed at the intern. That intern closed a $4M deal last quarter. We love pretending boxes and dotted lines equal power. But the real hierarchy is built on MEETINGS nobody attends, and DMs nobody admits to reading. If your org chart were honest, it would be a spider web of anxiety, caffeine, and one over-caffeinated coordinator in marketing. I’m not saying tear up the chart—I’m saying bleach it, fold it into a swan, and put it on your desk as PAPERWEIGHT. Real leadership is admitting you don’t know who runs the place—and then quietly adding that coordinator to your payroll. Get comfortable with the chaos. Embrace the glorified guesswork. Agree? #OrgChartLies #InvisibleAgenda #LeadershipIsChaos #CorporatePoetry #FollowTheCaffeine